Jurgey’s Top Ten Reasons Not to Attend an AFL Draft
 

10. Buttman has the screaming skitters and holds up the draft again!

9. Happy Jack is grumpy.

8. Leach insists in smoking in a non-smoking room. (or breaks probation.)

7. Jones once again gets the Joey Bishop suite.

6. Flash hooks up with a hooker, ends up being a male (and he doesn't mind).

5. Bonzo says he is going to take us to a game and instead sells the tickets to the highest bidder.

4. Donk decides he might have to wrestle Rich again and goes into WFL retirement.

3. Adleman decides he is tired of being on the bottom.

2. Steves' nasty ass dumps in the room with no fan!!

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1. There is no reason. See you there baby!

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